this will always be my favorite photograph of world of warcraft
Oh okay
Today I had to return an Amazon package at a Whole Foods, and at the krustomer service kounter there was a sign that said ‘free sample’ and a whole Oreo on a ripped piece of paper towel. So while the lady manning the counter was talking to someone else I ate it. And then she took my package and scanned my little code, and said I was good to go. But when I was walking away still chewing I heard her go ‘where’s my cookie?’ So I just walked away faster
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
song: in the hall of the mountain king
that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly
presidɛnt obɑma
Barck
it’s all coming together
These stupid feds don’t even know where the US is located 😭