mrcuddelyhydralisk:

That bitch saw the rise of Hirohito and did nothing

scalproie

egberts:

um….. do what with your favorite flavored syrup?

parotcardsroxy:

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aromancy:

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aromancy:

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quail-lord-socki:

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pyre-the-thing:

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strangermask:

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notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

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heliacal-paladin-deactivated202:

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heliacal-paladin-deactivated202:

parotcardsroxy:

amogus being put down

Why are you a furry?

what

The hands. They’re paws.

you know what? i dedicate this doodle sheet to you, tumblr user heliacal-paladin. you’ve won

still couldn’t resist leaving some claws in

SHUT THE FUCK UP

STOP BULLYING ME

I feel like this post is gonna be a tumblr heritage post one day

oh no

It has; already appeared in 2 YouTube videos and one of my friends who has never used tumblr before knows of this post.

Roxy I’m sorry to say that I first knew you from Reddit and only discovered your Tumblr because amogus euthanasia was on every tumblr and furry subreddit

oh my god.

I have a morbid curiosity about what furries think of this post.

hey, i’m a furry! plenty of my friends are furries! we all think this post is super funny lmao

Well, I know you’re a furry.

Look at how you draw hands.

i posted this in january

hitmanagent47:

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

hitmanagent47:

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

balaclava-trismegistus:

mp3 - mechanical spell to send sound into the mind of a man or beast

mp4 - mechanical spell to send sights into the mind of man or beast

mp5 - mechanical spell to send objects into the mind of a man or beast

drcuriousvii:

virtualherovranger:

In her infinite wisdom mother nature gave the humble pistol shrimp a delightfully colorful shell and a plasma cannon to destroy its enemies

mother nature did this to samus aran too

tanadrin:

shoob512:

tanadrin:

frankly the Buddhists are smoking the rest of the world’s major religions in the whole “insanely giant statue” category

Jesus in rio

absolute fools keep commenting this. Folks, the Cristo Redentor is the 142nd tallest statue in the world. It is not even in the top 100. The biggest statue of Jesus in the world is #74. Of the 50 tallest statues in the world, 32 are either Buddha or an important Buddhist deity; there are only four Christian statues in the top 100, and the only two in the top 50 are of Mary. Of the other religious statues in the top 50 or 100, the runner up is Hinduism, with Christianity lagging well behind, only ahead of, like, Confucianism and Taoism.

yuoic:

therealharbingerofdevastation:

Do you ever think about how Tolkien’s vision of the greatest evil in the universe was something he referred to as “The Machine” which was his way of talking about accelerated industrialism and mass surveillance and he wrote multiple books where the main villains were a dragon who sits on a huge pile of treasure that he never intends to use but incinerates anyone who comes near it, a man in a giant tower who’s wrecking the environment with his factories, and an evil being who uses what’s essentially a listening device to control the citizens of middle earth. And now Amazon is making a Tolkien show. Do you ever think about that.